DICK RUNNER DRAMA: Two Runners Named Claire Are In A CockFight Over Who Started Running Cock Courses First

WOW! Two Dick Run Claires going at it! My goodness. I did a little research and this appears to be true. I’m blown away. We had Dick Run Claire 2 on the Hi Haters Show after I blogged about her and now I feel like the wool has been pulled over my eyes.

Honest to god, I am torn in this situation. I wanna give proper credit for the original Dick Run Claire but I feel both Claires draw really nice map cocks and there’s room for more than one pair of shoes in this town, and by town I mean Internet.

Longtime Stoolies Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin sum up my feelings about this whole situation.

What to do indeed.

There is no doubt that Original Dick Run Claire was the first. But is she the best?

HAIR ON THE BALLS? MY GOD! THE DETAILS ARE BEAAAUUUTTIIFFFUULLLLLLL!

The article written about her was in 2014. 2nd Dick Run Claire posted her first Cock Course a little over 3 years ago. The real nail in the coffin is that 2nd Dick Run Claire follows the original on Instagram. Wow. Wow. Wow. Is there no more honor?

In summary, to answer the Orginal Dick Run Claire’s question, I will absolutely not take down the blog but I can make you this promise. I will never run in the shape of a penis to show my support for you. You dont have to worry about that, Original Claire. I think that’s a good compromise.