MJ VS. LEBRON
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Jordan:
MJ in Space Jam
MJ on the White Sox
MJ is a large pair of acid washed cargo jeans
Jordan 4's
MJ with a goatee
MJ but he spent the hour before the game repeatedly punching Steve Kerr in the face
MJ flu game
A Goat named MJ with a gambling problem
MJ but with Skip Bayless' brain
BJ Armstrong on Steve Kerr's shoulders wearing an MJ jersey
MJ but he just jumped into the Chicago River
MJ while Bill Cartwright is having sex with his mom
Wizards MJ
MJ is blackberry holder on a pair of cargo shorts
MJ is an actual shark, but there's a tank on the court so he can breathe
4th Quarter MJ
MJ is a basket of waffle fries
MJ but he's a Cease and Desist because you ripped off the Jumpman Logo
'96 Chicago Bulls
MJ Is Mike Greenberg and he doesn't want to fight about this
MJ is Coke
MJ is a hot dog
MJ wearing the white and gold dress
23 times you were MJ and it was everything
MJ but he's in James Harden's Game 6 2016 body
Jordan with his Hitler mustache from that Hanes commercial
Jordan but instead of a basketball he's shooting Karl Malone's head
Michael B Jordan
Jordan with a roulette wheel instead of a basket where he has 750k on black
MJ playing in front of a crowd filled with Lebron
Lebron:
Lebron in Space Jam 2 (yet to be released because Lebron is a coward)
Lebron playing Tight End for the Browns
Lebron is a Banana Boat
Lebron 3's
Lebron with no hair
Lebron but he spent the hour before the game repeatedly subtweeting Kevin Love
Lebron has the cramps again
A Goat named Lebron but he just got sheered so he's a little self conscious
Lebron but with Nick Wright's brain
Delly on Larry Hughes' shoulders wearing a Lebron jersey
Lebron but he just ate some horse poop because Cleveland won a Championship
Lebron while Delonte West is having sex with his mom
Old Lebron congratulating young Lebron on old Lebron's accomplishments
Lebron is a perfect booty on the perfectbootys instagram page
Lebron is a life vest worn by a tourist on a banana boat
Zero Dark 30-23 Lebron but he's still liking hot chick's pages
Lebron is a basket of tater tots
Lebron but he's a lawsuit against Nick Saban for stealing the idea of a barbershop
'13 Miami Heat
Lebron is Mike Greenberg and he doesn't want to fight about this either
Lebron is Pepsi
Lebron is a sandwich
Lebron wearing the blue and black dress
23 times you were Lebron and it was everything
Lebron but he's Kawhi Leonard's "injured" quad
Lebron doing that squinty thing with his eyes when he pretends he's hurt
Lebron but instead of wearing shoes he's stepped in a bunch of mousetraps
Lebron playing with referees that actually call goaltending
Lebron but he's been training for handball in the olympics for the last 8 months and he's already the best in the world at it
Lebron playing in front of a crowd filled with MJs
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