If You Get Arrested In East Lansing, Michigan The Police Will Spoil Stranger Things 2 For You

And that is how you clean up the streets. This is a genius idea from the East Lansing police department. The visual of a drunk dude getting thrown into jail, seeing all of the Stranger Things 2 spoilers taped to the walls and screaming, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” delights me to no end. This will undoubtedly make people think twice before they get into a bar fight or rob a liquor store. Stranger Things 2 spoilers are all the rage right now. If you even dare to start talking about Stranger Things 2, people will start running away from you like they’re on fire. So there’s going to be a huge dip in crime in East Lansing over the next couple weeks. They should do this every time a new show drops. It might not affect everyone but it will affect some and that’s all that matters.

This is my official stance on spoilers in the Netflix Era: If you care enough about a show then it’s up to you to make it impossible for it to be spoiled AKA watch the damn show. Binge it all at once. That’s what I did with Stranger Things 2. I was then free to walk the streets of the internet without a care in the world. You can’t go screaming “SPOILER ALERT!” at people anymore. At least not with a Netflix  show. Either you care enough about the show to watch it right away OR you don’t care and therefore run the risk of having it spoiled. It’s on you. No one else.

Speaking of Stranger Things 2 spoilers, make sure to check out the Barstool roundtable discussion about the season. Part 1 is out now. Part 2 coming Wednesday. Do it.