Brooks Koepka And Dustin Johnson Just Put Out The Most Cringeworthy Video Of All Time

WHY GOD WHY

So that’s a real video that just got tweeted out by the PGA Tour. Brooks Koepka accepting his Player of the Year Award with a SUPER cringey cameo by Dustin Johnson. That video made me want to rip all the skin off my body and throw it in the trash. I have a lot of questions. We all have a lot of questions. What? Why? Who thought that was a good video? Who picked that awful dramatic sound? Who watched it and then signed off on tweeting it out to 2.16 million people? Why did DJ and Brooks agree to do it in the first place? Are they officially confirming that the fight was over something? Is that “something” Paulina Gretzky? The questions are endless when it comes to what was just forced onto all of our Twitter feeds. Stunning. My nightmares for the next couple months will consist of the look they both give the camera at the end.

Listen I get that there’s a lot of chatter about what’s going on between DJ and Brooks right now after reports that they almost brawled after the Ryder Cup and they probably wanted to address it in a comedic way but, in the words of the internet, that ain’t it, chief. That really ain’t it. There’s nothing comedic about that video. DJ and Brooks should’ve watched that video and then made sure it was deleted and then triple deleted. Instead, they released it to the public and made all of us uncomfortable. That video now exists forever and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. That video will be available to watch until the sun explodes and envelops the Earth in fiery flames. That day can’t come soon enough.