MUST WATCH: Play By Play Of A Man Trying To Break Into A Truck With A Mop Is a 1000/10

I don’t know if I used any of my must watches in 2017, but this is my first must watch of 2018 and it’s fucking amazing. The ol’ break into a truck with a mop routine could not have gone worse for our guy. The play by play call is nothing short of a 1000/10. I mean take that guy off of KIRO Radio and put him on the next Mayweather/McGregor fight. And then it ending with the dude falling off the roof, how does it get much better than that?

Dude just got up, took his mop, and went home. Wouldn’t be shocked if he didn’t even remember he fell off the roof. Even though I doubt he’s much of a 9-5 guy, I’d like to imagine he just got up this morning with a terrible headache, a dirty mop, and a ton of questions and went to work.