How Do You Get To The Point In Life Where You Comment On Porn Videos?

The internet can be a scary place, friends. It’s nice to have a little porn site to escape to every now and then. Everybody likes a little porn from time to time. Nothing wrong with that. I think that most people enjoy porn just for the sake of enjoying some porn. For instance, when I wanna watch porn, I like watching people have sex! What I dont like is giving my comments on the sex.

I can’t imagine taking the time to log in on a porn site and letting the actors and actresses know my thoughts about their sex.

“Lookin good, yall! Nice ass play! Love it. Ass eatin SZN lol.”

“Enjoyed the scene, but lose the condom next time. I find your desire for sexual health distracting. Sorry. Just being honest. Good moves but a condom makes your dick a distraction. Dope tattoos tho.”

“Kinda weird that you are calling her mom so often but whatever. It’s a trend so I get it! Hope she isnt your real mom. There should be a disclaimer or something.”

“Are you really a real estate agent who shows up to a house in no panties? Lol I need to stop renting but my credit is fucked up and I’ve been out of work for a while. I have a couple of job interviews this week so hopefully, things improve. Nice tits.”

Just fucking weird.

Clem and I talked about all this and more on the new episode of Podfathers. Clem explains to us why he’s a porn commenter.