The 3rd Annual Barstool Sports Cyber Telethon Is Tonight From 6-8Pm. People May or May Not Get Paintballed To Death.
So it’s Cyber Monday and for the 3rd straight year we are running a Cyber Monday telethon. Anybody who orders something from the store today will be given a phone number to call and talk to all the bloggers. Also we have set a target goal of 1 million dollar in sales for today. If we hit this number the 3 bloggers whose items sold the most will get to pick whoever they want to paintball to death. Every 100K we hit above 1 million another blogger will get to pick somebody to paintball to death. Last year getting buried alive was sort of a joke. This paintball scheme is the exact opposite. Anybody who has ever been hit by a paint ball knows it kills and we are shooting at close range. No word on whether Nate Dog plans on slinking out early.
Also during the telethon we are donating 50% of net proceeds to a k9’s for Warriors. This is a cause near and dear to all our hearts.
K9s For Warriors is an organization dedicated to providing service canines to our veterans suffering from Post-traumatic Stress, traumatic brain injury, and/or military sexual trauma as a result of military service post-9/11. Their goal is to empower the veterans to return to civilian life with dignity and independence. They are the nation’s largest provider of service dogs for disabled American veterans.
K9s for warriors is different than most service dogs providers. The veterans stay at their facility while the dog team is training to ensure that the veteran has the tools to keep the dog proficient at caring for the veteran. The dogs come from a variety of places but a large portion of the dogs are rescued from shelters across the country.