STYLEBENDER DEFEATS GASTELUM IN ONE OF THE BEST FIGHTS IN UFC HISTORY

OHHHH MYYYYY FUUUUUCCCKKKIIIINNNGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

HOLY FUCK!

JESUS FUCKING SHIT!

ISREAL “THE LAST STYLEBENDER” ADESANYA IS OUR NEEEEWWWWWW UFC INTERIM MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION AFTER DEFEATING KELVIN GASTELUM IN ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGHTS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. KELVIN ROCKED/DROPPED STYLEBENDER, STYLEBENDER ROCKED/DROPPED KELVIN, MOTHAFUCKAS JUST THREW HANDS (AND EVEN SOME SUB ATTEMPTS) LEFT AND RIGHT, CHUCKIN KNUCKS LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW. OH MY GOD. I STILL CAN’T BREATHE. MY GOOSEBUMPS HAVE GOOSEBUMPS. THESE TWO BADASS WARRIORS JUST SHOWED MORE HEART IN THAT CAGE THAN I’VE SEEN IN YEARS, LEGITIMATELY. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FUCK ANYBODY WHO CALLED STYLEBENDER A HYPE MACHINE WHO’D GET RAN OVER TONIGHT. FUCK EM UP THE ASS! THIS GUY IS FOR REAL!!! FOR FUCKIN’ REAL!!!

IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, NOW, I’VE GOTTA CATCH MY MOTHERFUCKING BREATH. JESUS FUCK.