I'm Getting Slandered At The Cisco Brewery For Not Tipping At The Raw Bar

So this is happening. Apparently the raw bar (167 Raw) at Cisco Brewery is out here slandering my good name for not tipping when I ordered Oysters. Just putting my name on a tip jar with the likes of Joffery Lannister and Roger Goodell. Well let me tell you something. That is not a good list to be on. Also it’s quite shocking since I think I’ve ordered Oysters from Raw 167 maybe once or twice in my life and I haven’t even been to the Brewery this year. I mean you need to have a long and storied history of not tipping for somebody to put your name on a jar like this. Not to mention the fact I’m a great tipper in general. Not because I’m generous or anything but for this precise reason. I don’t want some asshole putting my name on a tip jar calling me out so I always way over tip.

Now I will admit I didn’t even know it was protocol to tip for Oysters so it’s possible I didn’t tip the one time I bought them, but the point remains I think I’ve only bought them once in the last decade. I’ve bought a billion drinks at Cisco and never heard any complaints. I get Oysters once and I’m on a list with fucking Joffery and Roger Goodell? This is slander plain and simple.