Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Ohio – An Ohio principal has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old after the victim shared a sex tape featuring him and the school personnel, according to local authorities.
Courtney Alfred, 39, was charged with sexual battery on Thursday for her relationship with the student while working at Education Alternatives in Bedford, Ohio.
‘He says the relationship started when they were upstairs in the gym alone, that she kissed him on the mouth,’ said Bedford Police Deputy Chief Rick Suts to ABC 15. ‘. ‘Since then, there had been numerous encounters in her van.’
‘He’s saying that he took video of them having sex and in that encounter, you see a tattoo,’ Suts added. ‘We got a search warrant to see her tattoo, that tattoo matches the one on the video.’
Local authorities also detailed that there were messages between the two where Alfred tried to give the teen money. He was said to have told authorities that it was to keep him from sharing the affair with Alfred’s husband.
It’s occurred to me lately that Teacher Sex must have the same sort of pecking order that exists in any other sexual hierarchy. That the more power you have, the more desirable you are. In that way that Stormy Daniels and a former Playmate of the Year opted to give an otherwise unattractive Donald Trump totally uncoerced banging sessions just because he’s rich. That in mathematical terms, a billionaire is 1,000 times more desirable than a millionaire, and a billion times more desirable than a guy living check to check. As the great Jack Donaghy put it, “rich 50 is middle class 38.”
And so it is with educators. A few weeks ago we had the case of Dawn Diimmler, a hot redheaded MILF who put the “vice” in “Vice Principal.” Boning her had to be a better score than just a regular tenured teacher because of the added power in the equation. Now we’ve got to my knowledge the first ever school Principal we’ve ever had in Mrs. Courtney Alfred. Put her in a classroom with a course load of Western Civ classes to teach, and I’m not sure she’s even GtNSST blog-worthy. Put her in charge of a school, and magic happens.
The Grades:
Looks: Louie Anderson in Baskets.
Grade: D+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Pro tip: When you’re trying to get away with having underage sex with one of your students without getting caught, letting him record the session while focusing on your tattoos is not the recipe for success. Plus we’ve got the incriminating texts and that pretty much makes it an open and shut case of van sex with a married Principal. That’s enough for a
Grade: A
Intangibles: This immediately calls to mind the old homonym spelling rule: ‘Remember the principal is your p-a-l.”
Grade: A
Overall: C+. And that is mainly because of her job title, I won’t lie.
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