Glenny Balls Just Flipped the Whole Damn Polar Plunge Game On It’s Head

First things first.  That plunge was 4.9 balls.  Anyway the second Glenny found out he was coming to Pebble Beach this week this is all he talked about.  Jumping in the Pacific Ocean and jump in the Pacific he did.  Like I’ve just never seen anything quite like that move or whatever the hell that was.  Even the beached whales were staring at Glenny wondering what that creature was doing in the ocean.  But see this is the thing that makes me love Glenny   He’s just the purest little/obese kid in the world.  I don’t think he has a mean bone in his body.  I also don’t think he grows up or becomes smarter or more wise with time.  He’s just Glenny Balls.  He’s like a real life Winnie the Poo.  Just a guy who likes to eat burgers and move slow.   There is nothing wrong with that.