Bill Walton Texts Dave Pasch The Exact Crazy Way You Would Hope He Would

We already knew Bill Walton was a maniac on camera when he calls late night Pac-12 games on the west coast. Whether it’s going on rants about evolution, glockenspiels, traveling, coal miners he’s all over the place. Well, now we know he’s the same exact person through text. I figured this was just a typical response to a “Hey Bill, who do you think will go first in the draft?” Then all of a sudden Bill goes on a rant about fighting snakes, peacocks, and turkeys. When Walton is obliterated and high out of his mind I would pay to see Pasch’s phone blow up questioning who he is and if he’s ever hiked the Grand Canyon.

Why would you ever give Bill your number? It’s suicide. I would have an intern use a dummy phone just to deal with his nonsense 24/7. Any pertinent information that Bill says the intern can let me know, but that’s the only contact we’d have. I don’t know how Pasch calls Pac-12 games along with dealing with a legitimate crazy person. Whatever he makes isn’t enough.