Terrell Owens Is 44-Years-Old, Waiting On His NFL HOF Induction This Summer, And STILL Thinks He Can Hang In The League

OK, Terrell. Now, it’s a joke it took Terrell Owens multiple years to get into in the Hall Of Fame. He’s first ballot. Period. Anyone who argues is either clouded by hate (as I should be) or is an outright idiot. Possibly both. Numbers don’t lie, and just peep Owens’ all time rankings in these WR categories –

Receptions: 8th.
Receiving Yards: 2nd.
Receiving TD’s: 3rd.

He also held the single game receptions record of 20 snags in a single game (2000 w/ the 49ers vs. the Bears). The fact T.O. wasn’t a first ballot, surefire Hall Of Famer is a monstrosity. The man, statistically speaking, is a Top 10 WR of all-time. Maybe if he didn’t burn the bridge of almost every single person he’s met in life or actually shut up and played instead of doing sit-ups in his driveway, things would be different.

But Holy Christ, 81. There’s NO chance he could sniff the taint of a NFL roster in 2018. The last meaningful NFL snap that man was involved in was with the Bengals (believe it) in 2010. An ACL tear and failed short 2012 training camp stint with Seattle and there goes a career. I don’t care if his body looks like the chiseled result of Zac Efron mating with a dark Zeus. He can talk the talk, but it’s impossible to walk the walk. Unless he pulls a Rip Van Winkle and sleeps in his hyperbolic chamber for a century and somehow wakes up 10 years younger, it’s over, Terrell. Deal with it.

14+ years later, still goosebumps. Goddammit TO had Philly by the balls. And he could’ve, and did, squeeze as hard as he wanted after that Super Bowl performance on a broken leg. What a waste.

PS – Bold move for TO leaving his last 4 digits up in the air to everyone other than OBJ and Dez. There are only 10,000 combinations possible for a 4 number sequence (I would’ve HAMMERED over a billion as me no math/think good). Some John Nash nutshit is putting it into an algorithm and game over.

PPS – Still one of the greatest pieces of content Barstool has ever put out. Hilarious stuff by Caleb. Butterfingers.