Lebron Tried This Time And Still Lost As The Celtics Go Up 2-0

You want to say Game 1 didn’t matter because Lebron wasn’t trying? Fine, I’ll grant you that. Well, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW BABY!!!!!! Lebron came out and blew his load early like we all knew he would. He thought the game was only 12 minutes long. Which is confusing because he’s supposed to have this great memory, you’d think he would remember that NBA games are in fact 48 minutes long but I digress.

This was about as classic a Celtics game as we’ve seen all year. Start slow, have a brutal second quarter and then come out in the second half and blitz the hell out of the opposition. This was one of those wins that can break a team’s spirit. I don’t need to tell you the Celtics all time record when up 2-0, all you need to know is they’ve never lost. Ever. In their history. Not even once. Also, guess when the last time Lebron was down 2-0 in a Conference Finals. Oh yeah it was in 2008, anything cool happen that year? It’s safe to finally admit, maybe the Celtics are just better, maybe their youth and defense and shooting is too much for CLE to handle. In a playoff series that is all about matchups, the Cavs don’t have enough. Even with superhuman Lebron shit, they still can’t win. And do you want to know the best part? The Celtics didn’t even play that well! Horford didn’t give them much on the offensive end, in fact he was down right awful, Morris didn’t shoot all that well either, and none of it mattered. If you’re Lebron, you have to be pretty pissed right? You do all that and you look around you and see nothing but trash. Sure Kevin Love played well but the rest of the non-Lebrons not so much. Very unfortunate!

There is a gigantic difference entering Game 3 up 2-0 as opposed to 1-1, and now it looks like the only thing that can stop the Celtics is themselves. Or a nice little Foster/Brothers pairing but mostly themselves. As long as the Celtics don’t sabotage themselves we could be looking at a fucking Finals.

You know the drill, FULL breakdown tomorrow (clear your calendars), but tonight, we get EXTRA FUCKING DRUNK OFF KOOL AID BABY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAVS FUCKINGGGGGGGGG STINKKKKKKKKKKKKKK