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Lebron Went To The Movies By Himself On Saturday Night To "Get Everything Right"

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(Source) LeBron James knew he had to do more than just get his body right between Games 1 and 2 of the NBA Finals. His mind needed a little work as well. So that’s why, without anyone else with him — no security, no friends, nobody, and that almost never happens — James quietly showed up at a theater a couple miles from where the Miami Heat were staying for a 5:40 p.m. showing Saturday of “Maleficent.” And it’s also why he and his regular massage therapist joined two strangers for a yoga class at 8 a.m. Sunday, where he focused on his breathing.

 

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Psychoooooo. Going to a movie or restaurant by yourself is a straight up psycho move. I’ve actually done the movie thing once, just to see if it was as crazy as it seems and trust me, it most definitely is. Even if you’re a person who loves to be alone, going to a movie solo is just weird. It makes you a weird person that can’t be trusted. But tossing all of that aside, more than anything seeing Lebron at a movie by himself makes me depressed. Why? Because the Spurs so clearly had Lebron on the ropes. If you’re resorting to solo movie trips to get “everything right” that means you’re desperate. Mental midget stuff. And then San Antonio went and blew Game 2 and Lebron is back to being the king of the world. You had him in a pretzel Spurs, and you let him movie his way out of it. Sucks. Heat in 6.

 

 

 

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How about Lebron being a total sucker and not going jumbo popcorn soda deal with free refills. Fucking amateur.

 

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