The Real Reason California Chrome Lost The Belmont? Obama, Obviously.

Hey Cynthia Campbell, you’re making a whole lot of sense right now. Forget Steve Coburn’s theory that it’s because some of the horses are fresher for the Belmont, or the fact that no horse has won a triple crown in 30+ years, none of that really matters, because when you get to the crux of the argument you can not win a triple crown when Obama is president. Not possible. Dude hates come from behind stories, squashes them all out before they even have a chance to come to fruition. It wasn’t that California Chrome lost, it’s that his soul was sucked out of his body by our President. You try winning a triple crown with no soul and tell me how that works out. Exactly.

I do like that Cynthia Campbell has given herself a little bit of a loophole. MAYBE if Obama isn’t president we’ll have a triple crown winner. MAYBE. But also probably not because it’s legitimately a very difficult thing to accomplish. But MAYBE.