Bryce Harper Just Blasted A Ball Into The Andromeda Galaxy

My goodness! Throw him a meatball and he’ll make sure you pay for it. There was ZERO doubt about that. If there is extraterrestrial life out there, that baseball will let us know. That’s one way to break out of this mini-slump he’s in.

That’s gonna hit a UFO every single time.

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PS: I wasn’t able to get a Scherzer blog up, as yesterday was one of the 2 days a year I’m not at a laptop, (it was really weird) but he’s the GOAT.

What he’s doing is absolutely insane.

What a fun little month of May he’s having: