Good Morning And Happy Friday To Everyone Besides The Tampa Bay Lightning

Well good morning everyone. Everyone that is…besides the Tampa Bay Lightning! Boom, got em. But really, fuck the Tampa Bay Lightning. Fuck them right in their eyes. The Lightning are low-key one of my most hated NHL teams, up there with the Flyers and Penguins. And why? Because back in the Southeast Division days, the Lightning with Lecavlier and St. Louis and Prospal and the guys were the Caps kryptonite. They are just another team, like the Hurricanes who also bother the shit out of me, who I’ve had to watch raise a Stanley Cup before the Caps. Martin St. Louis scoring in triple OT over Kolzig’s left shoulder still gives me nightmares to this day.

And now, Tampa is our nemesis once again. I am so sick and tired about hearing about what a good team the Lightning are. Fuck em. So they have some speed and can score some goals. We have Ovi. We have Holtby. We have a healthy, well rested Tom Wilson back ready to decapitate anyone on a moment’s notice. We just shut down Crosby, Malkin, and Kessel and beat the Pens in 6. This Caps team is not to be taken lightly.

So I hope everyone besides the Lightning has a great day.

And watch out, Tampa…he’s hungry.

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PS: Wear what your heroes wear: