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Lava: It's Wild

For the past few days, I’ve been watching anything with lava in the title. Lots of soap videos too. Get it? Lava brand soap.

Anyway, this lava situation in Hawaii has gotten outta control. It’s bubbling everywhere and ruining roads. New explosions of lava are happening every day and people cant do shit about it. I mean, how do you stop the earth from having liquid hot magma diarrhea all over itself?

These people in Hawaii are watching lava go everywhere and are just like, “no way, dude! Radical!”

Someone needs to get in a canoe and start screaming, “I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat and restore the heart to Te Fiti.” That’s the only way this whole thing stops. Maui needs to get off his lazy ass and do something.