Could Dave Portnoy Even Play The 3rd Hole At Shinnecock?

So all week we’ve been debating whether or not Dave could win the US Open with unlimited mulligans. I say zero chance because Dave stinks at golf and because I’m smart. He says 100% because unlimited mulligans and because he’s dumb. We keep telling him how impossible the golf course is but Dave’s Dave. He thinks it’s just a cool ass course. In reality Shinnecock will kick him right in the balls, take his lunch money and move onto the next guy. Keep in mind he has to WIN the US Open. He has to finish before sunset each day, play in front of the crowds, play the course in US Open condition, play with US Open pressure, etc.

None of that actually even matters because I hopped on Instagram this morning, saw this flyover, and actually laughed out loud. I laughed out loud and said “what an idiot, what a fucking idiot.”

Dave literally couldn’t play this hole. He couldn’t finish the hole. Not only can he not make 4 here he can’t make a 10. Can’t make a 20. He literally can’t play the hole. Where’s he going to hit it off the tee? Dave doesn’t possess the physical skill to even record a score on this golf hole.

That’s honestly not even an insult it’s just a fact. I’m not bragging. Dave is physically incapable of playing this hole.