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If HBO Hasn't Decided On Hard Knocks Yet Martellus Bennett Is Making A Late Run For It To Be The Bears






Hey Martellus, it’s fucking OTA’s. No pads, no hitting. What could possibly make you this mad that you want to fight Lamarr Houston and take to twitter to let everyone know how little bitch you have in you? I mean I love the passion, and I love that you have a winner’s mentality but you’re basically the only Tight End on the roster, let’s not get your face bashed in before we even have a real snap.




The Bears are 100% getting Hard Knocks at this point. Cutty, Jared Allen, B-Marsh, Martellus Bennet, newish coach in Trestman. It’s all but guaranteed.