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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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GeorgiaA high school English teacher and cheer coach has been arrested for allegedly having sex with one of her students – a day after she was cuffed for bringing heroin into the classroom.

Raquel Eleana Spencer, 28, from Whitfield County, Georgia, was charged with sexual assault by a person with supervisory or disciplinary authority on Thursday, after police found compromising text messages on her phone.

Spencer, a teacher at Northwest Whitfield High School in Tunnel Hill, was in custody on drug charges when she was arrested and charged for the second time.

Police say the teacher’s phone had evidence that she had texted sexual content to a student.

The student in question reportedly told authorities he and Spencer had been involved sexually for about a year. …

She taught English at the school and also was an assistant cheerleading coach and assistant track and field coach. ..

On her Facebook page, Spencer wrote: …’The LORD is my portion,’ says my soul, ‘therefore I will hope in him’ (Lamentations 3:22-24).

AndWhitfield County Schools spokesman Eric Beavers said in a statement that a staff member reported that Spencer was “exhibiting unusual behavior,” indicating that Spencer may have been under the influence of drugs.

As the saying goes, you just hate to see a perfectly fine Sex Scandal Teacher getting mixed up in drugs like this. Just hate to see it. Especially heroin, which is just a one way ticket to the 9th Circle of Hell. I like to think of the whole SST lifestyle to be about promoting positivity. About celebrating life. About making those around you happy with your wild and irresponsible sexual antics. Not destroying yourself with Satan’s own narcotic. Hopefully Raquel gets the treatment she needs, gets off the H and is back to screwing high school boys again in no time.

The Grades:
Looks: I used to watch people deteriorate from heroin all the time at my old courthouse job. And I used to say that the most effective anti-drug ad would just be before and after shots of one of these people. That would scare a lot more teenagers straight than some chick frying eggs in a skillet. And Raquel is a prime example. In those Facebook shots, she looks adorable. That cheerio group photo she’s got a pretty nice body. And in her mugshot she looks like a junkie version Pete Davidson from SNL. I’m going to ignore the mugshot and just grade her based on how she looked before she got into the smack.
Grade: B

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Not to completely turn this into a PSA, but look at how much the drugs cost her. She had a nice thing going. She was athletic. Coaching cheer and track & field. Had a nice, year long sexual relationship with a high schooler going for her, complete with raunchy texts. Stay off drugs, all you SSTs.
Grade: B-

Intangibles: I’m not familiar with the context of that particular Bible quote. But I don’t think Jesus was talking about that kind of “portion.” Also, Whitfield schools sent out a spokesman named Beavers to handle this.
Grade: A

Overall: B. So sad. This is your SST. This is your SST on drugs. Any questions?

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