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LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN MOSQUITO THEY FOUND IN CHINA

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Facebook- A giant mosquito with a wing span of 11.15 centimeters is shown at the Insect Museum of West China in Chengdu, capital of SW China’s Sichuan Province, April 11, 2018. The mosquito belongs to the world’s largest mosquito species Holorusia mikado, which normally have a wing span of about eight centimeters.(Photo provided by Insect Museum of West China) 

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

How scary are mosquitoes? Real talk. We don’t talk about that enough. They’re essentially mini vampires. Or mini zombies with wings. If mosquitoes weren’t as small as they are, the thought of a creature sucking the blood out of our bodies for personal consumption would be the scariest thing ever. I find it scary now but the rest of the world isn’t hip to it cause mosquitoes are so tiny. A quick slap of the hand kills the fuck out of a mosquito. Well people are about to get scared really quick cause it looks like they’re growing. The one in that picture from China is HUGE. It could swoop down and steal a toddler. Before long there’s gonna mosquitos the size of pterodactyls and we’re all gonna be in real trouble.

PS- How long until Donnie is eating one of these monsters on Whoa! That’s Weird? I give it a week.