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Derrius Guice Is An A++ Pick According To Literally Everyone Besides Mike Mayock

Darrius Guice is hopefully a name you hear for a very, very long time to come. The Redskins selected Guice in the 2nd round of the draft, and every* single college football fan, draft pundit, analyst, and everyone else in between has commented on what a great talent he is. How the Redskins stole a 1st round pick in the 2nd round.

I mean, I already love him and he hasn’t even put on a jersey yet.

And not to mention, this dude is SO FREAKING STRONG:

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Is that good?

Oh, and he will kill you if you try and tackle him.

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Plus, he’s a great bowler!

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Can’t wait to see him put on the burgundy and gold. Great, great pick. The thought of him and CT25 running all over the NFC East gives me a football boner.

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*Every. Every single one besides Mike Mayock, who made up some narrative about Guice but then provided zero evidence for it. Nothing like a little character slander!

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“Potentially embarrassing to the kid”…what does that…what does that even mean? He makes it sound like Guice has a dick pic floating around. Big whoop. Don’t forget Joe Mixon punched a chick in the face on camera and barely fell down the draft board. So even if Guice would go as far as to do something as terrible as…KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM *women faint everywhere*, I think Guice will be ok.

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