Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher


Ohio - An employee of an Eaton Township charter school, who originally went to law enforcement with claims of harassment and blackmail by a student, is now facing criminal charges after admitting to having a sexual relationship with the student, according to the Lorain County Sheriff’s Office.

Sarah Conway, 24, faces four counts of sexual battery, a third-degree felony, after she … went to the Sheriff’s Office on March 21 to file a complaint that the now 18-year-old male student had blackmailed her and was threatening to publicly share nude photos of her. She told authorities then that the student, who was assigned in November 2017 to work in her classroom as a helper, stole her phone, accessed her photos, sent the photos to his phone and then began sending her text messages.

Conway told authorities she eventually started to reply to the messages and the two began a relationship, the report said.

She admitted to having a relationship with the student since December when he was 17. …

In those text messages, investigators discovered that Conway and the student talked about their sexual relationship, possibly being pregnant, living together and how they would communicate if they went to jail. In the messages, Conway repeatedly pressed the student for a more “mature” relationship.

At one time March 15, Conway is reportedly upset that the student had been contacted by his ex-girlfriend and he was not paying attention to her. “All I want is a supportive caring honest bf (boyfriend). Is that too much to ask?” Conway writes to the student according to the messages included in the report.

The conversations at times were very explicit, with Conway and the student making sexual references to each other.

According to the report, Conway sent in texts to the student that she and her fiance had “problems” and the student was her “distraction.” The report also said she left her fiance and moved in with her father as a result of their relationship … with Conway writing, “The only time you talk to me is in school and that’s not enough for me anymore,” “I’m done trying to be yours,” and “Yup. You going down with me.” The conversations also show Conway threatening to reveal the relationship.

Let all you prospective future Sex Scandal Teachers bookmark this post and use it for a perfect lesson in how NOT to go about these things. Sarah Conway is the SST equivalent of that other great Ohio institution, the Cleveland Browns, serving as an example of the exact thing you should observe carefully, then do everything the opposite way.

Simply put, the teacher is not the blackmailer, she is the blackmailee. And if you’re going to go to the police to complain that your underage boyfriend has naked pictures of you because he stole your phone, you have got to own that. Ride that lie hard and put it to bed wet. Because once you admit the truth, they’re not going to charge him with anything. You might as well just walk into lockup and slam the cell door shut behind you. Or better yet, leave the police out of this. I’m not trying to be overly harsh to Sarah, who’s just 24 and probably new at this. I’m just trying to help the next SST who comes along to do things right.

The Grades:
Looks: I’d like to see how she’d look if she wasn’t posing like the Sad Woman model in a magazine ad for prescription anti-depressants. Take away that blank, mid-distance stare and put a smile on her face and she’d probably clean up OK. Let’s hope tha’s not the look in the nudes she kept sending the kid. But I have to grade by what I see.
Grade: C+

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Here’s her strong suit. She’s having problems with the man she planned to spend the rest of her life with so she makes a sidepiece out of one of her students. The nudes. The dirty texts. The  pregnancy scare. Trying to make a “mature” boyfriend out of all of the above. And best of all her insane delusion that somehow the student would go to jail too? That’s a lot of grade points packed into one story.
Grade: A

Intangibles: “All I want is a supportive caring honest bf” while she’s cheating on her fiance riding a teenager bareback might be the most ironically hilarious SST quote of 2018. So far. We’ve got a long way to go.
Grade: B+

Overall: B.

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