A Tesla Malfunctioned, Slammed Into A Gym And Almost Killed A Guy Who Was Working Out
JALO- Sunday morning in Lutz, Florida, a woman trying to park her Tesla Model X to go to a nail salon ended up putting the car into a gym’s wall. No one was hurt in the incident, though one poor guy’s workout was rudely interrupted. ABC Action News obtained video of the incident, which showed the Tesla plow through the wall before the driver emerges unharmed. The driver was not charged with a crime, though authorities are still investigating. She told them that she was trying to brake before the crash: The driver told troopers and deputies that she was coming into the parking lot to stop at the nearby nail salon, and says she was pressing the brakes, but the vehicle kept accelerating. The first store she crashed into used to be a karate studio where kids would normally be working out, but that business recently re-located.
In the words of a world-famous disc jockey, another one. Another Tesla causing more problems in the world. At what point does the government step in and stop Teslas from being made? Those cars are death machines. They are a danger to society. Elon Musk is a danger to society. Should he be arrested? It’s getting to that point. His cars stink. He stinks. Tesla stinks. The whole thing just stinks. The cars have soooooo many problems. Just look at that video and read the article. The lady driving the car says she tried to slam on the brakes and the car did the exact opposite and accelerated into a building. Seems like a problem. It almost killed an innocent man getting his swole on at the gym. I go to the gym (not to brag). It could’ve been me. If you go to the gym, it could’ve been you. Think about that.
But don’t worry. Elon is on the case. Oh wait. No he’s not. Elon is joking around on Twitter LOL
Hey Elon, maybe less jokes on Twitter and more making your cars safe to drive. Just a thought. And no, I’m not worried about Elon making a cyborg dragon. It’ll never actually happen just like everything else he talks about.