David Pastrnak Is Wearing His Bad Guy Hat So My Confidence Is Soaring

I’ve been keeping expectations low all day but I just had a glass of tequila with the Most Interesting Man in the World on Barstool Radio so I’m revved up and ready. Pasta is strutting in with a fly guy suit and a bad guy hat, Tuukka Rask is in net, Dave Goucher is on the call… I mean, the stars are aligning here. Bruins in seven!