Postcards From Rehab - Today I Held My Breath Underwater For 7 Seconds And Then We Ate Hot Dogs

Needed this news. Rob Ford is alive and well and apparently rehab really is like summer camp. Back in the race with a smile and a hard body. Bring on your best Toronto/Michael Phelps, because Rob Ford is officially out for blood (he’ll probably lose and relapse pretty hard but it’s going to be fun to watch)

I bet Rob Ford widdles an awesome smores stick.