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Neighbors Upset After Couple Uses Their 7500-Square-Foot Mansion To Host Senior Citizen Orgy Called “Thunder Play Palace"

Exterior view of a 17th century country house from a garden with flower beds, shrubs and trees.

Source - Residents of an upscale community in Colorado are angry that a nearby home is being used as a venue for wild sex parties for swingers.

Angry dwellers at Castle Rock have complained about “disturbing sounds” coming from the home as well as parking issues and drunken revelers during the events, local station Fox 31 reported. “Some of them are so old that they struggled walking up the stairs,” one woman from the affluent municipality south of Denver said.

Neighbors said invitations to “Thunderstorm Play Palace” advertise a 7,500-square-foot home for swinger parties with alcohol, food and a chocolate fountain. The fliers also suggest attendees at the invite-only party bring their own condoms and show respect for “the new furniture.”

While neighbors have expressed concern about the noise, most are worried about exposing their children to the sexual nature of the party. “You can hear people doing what they’re doing,” one neighbor said.

The host of the sex parties is a married father and told Fox 31 he has received “significant harassment” from neighbors for hosting the events and said a guest’s car was vandalized. However, the Castle Rock Police Department said the host is not breaking any laws, since the events are being held in the privacy of his home and admission is by donation only.

This is a tough one. On one hand, you feel bad that they have to live with the constant reminder that grandparents have sex, and on the other, you don’t feel bad for them at all. No laws are being broken, the party is being held in a private residence– the only part of the complaint that I agree with is the parking. That and the noise. Which I imagine sounds more like a series of painful screams than ecstatic outbursts. “Ouch! Watch my hip!” “Careful! I just had fluid taken out of my lung!”

This whole story reminds me of when I was at UMass. We used to throw parties at our house and the neighbors would complain every single time. And every single time we would tell them to move to a different neighborhood (dick move in hindsight). Granted, we weren’t throwing orgies, we weren’t even having sex at all. We would just get drunk and talk about all the sex we pretended to have.

What I’m trying to say is, I don’t fault these old folks for using their mansion to get busy. It looks gorgeous. They have new furniture. It’s big enough so that you can sneak out if you get grossed out. I would change the name of the party, though. “Thunder Play Palace” isn’t descriptive enough. The last thing you want when walking into an orgy is a surprise. The only thing worse than a surprise is showing up late.

I’d change the name to something like “Fifties Fornicators” or “Group Sex Party For People Over The Age Of Sixty.” As upsetting as it must be for the neighbors, I can’t imagine the parties will last much longer. People will start dying off and the ones that don’t will need a significant amount of time to recuperate. They should just stick it out. Things could be much worse.