Think Caroline Wozniacki Changing Her Twitter Avatar To A Witch And Putting A Spell On Rory McIlroy Had Anything To Do With His 3 Double Bogeys Today?
Because I sure as fuck do. That’s witch powers right there. Sick of everyone saying how Rory is doing great without her, tired of the jokes, and the heckling, ok Rory, how about a curse on your soul, try that on for size. Boom, three double bogeys in a row
If you think that’s a coincidence then you just don’t know how witches work. No more jokes about Caroline from me, I don’t fuck with witches.
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She’s also basically telling everyone in Miami she’s down to fuck and send the pics to Rory. Love it. That’s a “down for anything” type of tweet.
