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A-Rods' Nephew Gets Abducted While Trying To Sell A Lamborghini

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Alex Rodriguez’s nephew was kidnapped and held for ransom in a Midtown hotel Wednesday night when a deal over a $600,000 Lamborghini went south, police sources told The Post.

The retired slugger’s nephew, Norberto Susini, 29, plays minor-league ball, but his side hustle is slinging high-priced cars.

He met up with prospective buyers Lamin Vucetovic, 33, and Anthony Gilkes, 30, in Times Square on Wednesday evening and they drove him to the Marriott Marquis, but once they got there, Vucetovic tried to pump the brakes on the deal, sources say.

I’m so jealous! I’ve always wanted to be rich enough or know someone rich enough that people would try to take me hostage. A-Rod qualifies. As soon as I heard this news I imagined A-Rod texting Big Cat to take care of this. It’s part of the biz for the Corps.

Big Cat would get on the phone and use his best taken voice:

And I believe him too. Big Cat cares about all of the Rods now. Probably the Lopezes too. Big Cat is incredible that way and a reason why we are good pals. Even if he’s wearing an Easter Bunny fit, I know that he will come looking for me. Big Cat,,, thank you.

Also, never do a deal with someone named Lamin Vucetovic. Watch a movie for me one time. Those deals always goes bad and Matt Damon ends up speeding off in a Mini Cooper.