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I Hope The Poop Train Stuck In Alabama Never Moves And More Poop Trains Come

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A stinking trainload of human waste from New York City is stranded in a tiny Alabama town, spreading a stench like a giant backed-up toilet — and the “poop train” is just the latest example of the South being used as a dumping ground for other states’ waste.

In Parrish, Ala., population 982, the sludge-hauling train cars have sat idle near the little league ball fields for more than two months, Mayor Heather Hall said. The smell is unbearable, especially around dusk after the atmosphere has become heated, she said. “Oh my goodness, it’s just a nightmare here,” she said. “It smells like rotting corpses, or carcasses. It smells like death.”

I wrote about this a couple days, week, or even months ago. At this point, there’s no way of knowing when this blog posted but my sentiments have remained the same while adjusting just a little bit.

At first, I felt sorry for the people of Alabama. Now, I want the poop train to stay forever. I dont know why but when I saw an article pop-up on my twitter feed that the poop train was still there and that there is no end in sight, I lept for joy. I was so happy. Why? I dunno.

Sometimes the Lord gives us these little joys in our lives for no reason but to make us smile. I’d like to think that’s what happening here. God put 10 million pounds of liquid and unfiltered shit and piss in the heart of Alabama for my smile to brighten up a room. Truly amazing. This story will get even better when the temperature and humidity climb through the roof in the coming weeks. For that, I can’t wait. Choo-Choo Train? More like Poo-Poo train, folks.

As always, I’ll keep you posted.