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NSFW: Somebody Made A Poop Hammock And I'm Astounded

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I dont even know what to say. This picture was DM’d to me and I dont even know how it physically happens. How do you come up with an idea to create a poop hammock? How do you create such a,,, masterpiece?,,, with all that poop still in the toilet? Why did he/ mother of god/she need that much TP? You’d think that you would want a blank canvass to work with, right? When it’s brown, flush it down, my friends.

Anyways, say I was going to put my imaginary architecture or engineering degree to use by building an apparatus to hold my shit in a public restroom; I wouldn’t want to do that with poop fumes flying about in the wild all willy-nilly.

I think I know who did this though. I think it was the same fuck who makes these videos.

Eating cake and helping poop relax. That’s what this guy does. I just know it.