Imagine Not Having Sex With Abe Lincoln When He Walks In The Bedroom Wearing These Slippers

More like I’m getting Gettysburg Undressed when ole Honest Abe walks in the,,,, Lincoln Bedroom wearing these bad boys.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough and anything is a Lincoln Bedroom when you’re the 16th President of the United States. Incredible.

Bonus Sunday Blog btw.

Should barstool make these slippers and add them to the store? Click YES if yes Click NO if No.


Side note: Mary Todd Lincoln was draggin a wagon. Would.