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Where Does "I'm Gonna Put My Dick In Your Ass" Rank Amongst The All-Time Great Battle Cries?

What a move, fellas. What. A. Move. Begs the question, though — is “I’m gonna put my dick in your ass” the newest, most impactful battle cry in the war game right now? As history continues to unfold, we’ve seen many monumental quotes on the field of battle or in preparation for such action. From “This is Sparta,” to “Don’t fire till you see the whites of their eyes,” to “Give me liberty or give me death,” to “Remember the Alamo,” to “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” to “LEEEEROY JENNNKINS,” to “I’m gonna put my dick in your ass.”

I don’t know how we got here. The evolution of battle is a never ending process, and it has been fascinating to watch it evolve over time. Shockingly enough, this was a Yankee fan who pulled the, “Look in my eyes. I will rape you. You don’t understand who I am” card before breaking six tackles to attack this Red Sox fan. I don’t know the backstory here. I have no idea what this Red Sox fan did to make this Yankee fan so mad.

I will, however, say that…bro, you gotta be more ready than that. If another man is saying stuff like, “I will rape you” and “I’m gonna put my dick in your ass” while being held back by a dude that’s bigger than him and making progress, you can’t just sit back and wait for him to come get to you. It seemed like a poor strategy at the time, and even more so after we saw the end result.