Joel Embiid Is Officially Ruled Out For Game 1 But It Remains Unconfirmed If He'll Ever Take Off The Phantom Of The Process Mask


I only say that because Embiid is now The Man In The Iron Mask. He can’t take it off. He won’t. But then again, he shouldn’t. Right now Embiid is the mask, and the mask is Embiid. I said it the instant when Markelle Fultz someway, somehow used his “injured” shoulder to break the franchise’s face: Joes Embiid in a playoff mask is how legends and t-shirts are made. So far we’re half right. Now lets #CompleteTheProcess.

The Sixers are riding a franchise high 16 game winning streak heading into Saturday night vs. the Heat. JoJo went down early vs. the Knicks on March 28th, which means the 76ers won 8.5 games without the big man. This begs the hot take question, are the Sixers a better team without Embiid possibly slowing them down? The short answer:

The long answer:

Enough said. Getcha Phantom Of The Process shirt in time for Round #2. Also, don’t sleep on Bennie The Fresh Prince and please #DontTreadOnHinkie. Ever. JOIN, OR DIE (spelling of Lord Hinkie has been fixed, Thank Christ)


Now do me a favor and CUE IT!