Classic Mixup: New Yorkers Panic and Call 911 To Report a Loose Tiger on the Prowl, Police Capture It Only To Discover It Was a Raccoon

Just your classic mixup on the streets of New York reporting some animal control

A raccoon…

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I mean you have to be on some serious drugs to confuse a tiger and a raccoon. That must have been the largest raccoon in the history of Earth. I’m talking a prehistoric raccoon that ate some nuclear waste and mutated into a Godzilla-Raccoon. Imagine being the police showing up with rifles and tranquilizer darts ready to take down a tiger in New York City and you come across a raccoon. I would right down these people’s information and make sure I never come to help out when they need a hand ever again. Fucking New York man.