My Predictions For Rough N Rowdy In My Home State Of North Carolina

This is a photo of me when I lived in North Carolina.

I’m from Asheville so I’m not actually familiar with this part of the state, but here’s what I know:

Charlotte is a city packed to the brim with bankers. I’m anticipating a lot of fighters to be from the financial industry. Some real stocky guys. There are also rumors floating around that Cam Newton is going to be there with his son. I cannot dispel this rumor at this time. Cam cannot d!$p3LL either. Riverboat Ron Rivera has already RSVP’d. When we go to his cameo he will come across as a man of great character (He is not a very polarizing figure). Of course, Michael Jordan lives in Charlotte so he’ll probably be in attendance. We will politely ask him to sit near the back as his frame could potentially block the view of others in the audience.

This is a photo of Michael Jordan.

There aren’t very many rappers from North Carolina so it’s probable that the DJ will attempt to throw it back to some Petey Pablo. At some point in the evening, Petey will ask the crowd to turn their shirts into helicopters. However, he has a schedule conflict that might prevent him from being there in person.

What Charlotte is truly known for is NASCAR. That’s right folks, it’s possible that “Just The Tip” angel investor Jeffrey Earnhardt will be checking out the event. Oh man would that be awkward. Awkward on the count of he gave me a lot of money for an idea that didn’t materialize into much. I hope that his racing career is going swimmingly because “Just The Tip” has never felt further from Forbes. There have been moments when I’ve thought about bringing the Tip back as an crypto ICO but with pending regulations I’m bearish on that oversaturated market. Lastly, I’m predicting that they will be serving Bud Lights since Barstool Sports and Anheuser-Busch are in business together. Only time will tell.

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