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UPDATED: Conor McGregor Is Not In Jail...YET

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I’m gonna open this blog the exact same way I opened my last blog…YO, CONOR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! I’m the biggest Notorious nuthugger on the planet, you all know that, but he’s making it very hard to be a fan right now. Throwing chairs through windows of cars? Potentially severely hurting Michael Chiesa? C’mon dude. I, like many, root for Conor McGregor largely because of his pro-wrestler-esque personality, knowing it’s all a work. Knowing that win, lose, or draw, he’s still the same humble Irishman who was living off welfare just four years ago. Knowing that he’s still an inspirational figure. Now he’s going off the deep end and it seems as if we’re seeing a trailer for the sequel to his documentary…this one titled, “The Self Destruction of Conor McGregor”.

I’m all for my fighters wreaking a little chaos, keeping us on our toes, getting hits put on ‘em by the Irish mafia, but I’m not all for this. Can’t condone it. He’s coming off like a real piece of shit and a child. That being said, it was kind of electric, got the blood flowing, so you know I gotta do it…#FreeConor. He’ll change. He’ll apologize. We just have to get him out of jail for now, and we’ll worry about the rest of this stuff later.

At least he’s monogamous.

UPDATE: WE DID IT, FAM! CONOR IS FREE! AT LAST! AT LONG LAST!

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UPDATE #2: Luckily my boy was smart enough to have a getaway car waiting for him outside the arena. Genius.

UPDATE #3: Bad news. Warrant is out for Conor McGregor’s arrest. Artem Lobov pulled off the card. YIKES.

UPDATE #4 : There is currently no warrant out for Conor’s arrest.

 

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