Oh my God.
We’ve found it.
We’ve found the most emasculating video on the internet.
I mean you just simply cannot be caught on video doing this. You cannot be publicly filmed paying another man money out of your wallet to not beat you up. I would rather end up lying there dead with fist prints indenting my forehead so hard blood is squirting out my ears in a steady stream than have people watch me open my wallet and hand cash to a guy to please not hurt me. Death is so much better than having this video get 2.7 million views on the Barstool Instagram.
And in front of your girl!?!??
I mean I don’t want to talk about other people’s relationships but let’s just say I have a strong suspicion she went home with someone else that night.
First rule of Fight Club: bring your dad’s wallet.