Sister Jean Said That God Is Probably A Bigger College Basketball Fan Than NBA Fan
Well, well, well. Look who’s feeling herself on this Good Friday! Ol’ Sister Jean decided to go ahead and make God a college hoops fiend and a casual NBA fan who may tune in during the playoffs. And I guess she may have a point. Based on everything we have seen out of mankind, God definitely appreciates watching old rivals square off over something that is just better by pretty much every metric. Who wants to watch the greatest basketball players in the universe at their athletic peak do shit that college kids couldn’t even dream of when you have pick & rolls and school bands? Based on the amount of singing that goes on at church every Sunday, God loves himself some music. And if you believe that Sister Jean’s God is a vindictive God, than he definitely gets His rocks off watching those kids cry during the tournament as everyone’s bracket bleeds out.
The only the way that piece of shit organization known as the NCAA is still allowed to operate the way it is in 2018 is if the Big Man Upstairs has their backs. So maybe Jean is right. I mean God also sent His only son to Earth to be raised in poverty instead of putting him in a spot where he could easily enjoy his life. If that doesn’t scream NCAA, I don’t know what does.
Speaking of which, this part of the quote was laugh out loud funny.
I knew if Loyola kept winning, the internet would get its pound of flesh out of Sister Jean. Nothing like the old “College basketball players care because they love their school, country, and providing money for the other 100 sports at their school instead of those damn greedy NBA players that try to make an honest living off their craft like everyone else on the planet except for nuns!”. All the money the NCAA stacks on top of the work of unpaid labor is straight out of the Old Testament. Those heathens in the NBA also use the birthday of God’s son as a day of vengeance. So God being a little pissed about that makes sense as well. My only beef with Sister Jean’s line of thinking is if God loved college basketball so much, why would he have let college football kill the old Big East? Riddle me that, Sister!
Also what happens when Cool Pope Francis hears about this? Something about him screams NBA guy to me. Can El Papa just say “Nah, that Loyola chick is talking a bunch of nonsense. I just got talked to the Big Man and he said he would rather watch Steph Curry drain 40 footers and go bucket-for-bucket with LeBron than carry a bunch of overmatched kids into the tourney”. Your move, Francis. Clapping back during Easter Sunday Mass on the Holiest day of the year would go a long way.