— Jon Taffer (@jontaffer) May 21, 2014
Honestly what do you even do if you’re John Legend here? You have to let Chrissy Teigen fuck Taffer right? You have no choice. He already let the world know it’s going to happen. He’s planted his flag. Only move is to make it seem like it was your idea first. Just tell everyone you see you you think Taffer should give Teigen some good dick and show her how a real man fucks, then go cry in the corner. That’s the only play.
The true, Mr. Steal Yo Girl Again