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Lets Get Hyped For The Best Opening Day Team In The History Of Baseball!!! #LGM

Damn, I forgot how last season was pretty much a 162 game snuff film for our boys in blue before that video turned my frown upside down. Every day it seemed another Met was lost in what turned out to be Ray Ramirez’s swan song and masterpiece. Freddy Kruger, Jason, and Michael Myers combined ain’t got shit on Dr. DL’s 2017 season.

But the calendar kept on turning, guys got healthy, the Mets got a new trainer (who will likely get the loudest cheer in the history of Opening Day), Sandy did what he could to improve the offense on the Wilpons’ shoestring budget, and of course we now have Mickey Callaway calling the shots. Excuse me, Ruggedly Handsome Mickey Callaway. I think more tears were shed in Cleveland when Mickey left for Flushing than when LeBron left for Miami. Those fans loved the fuck out of their pitching coach and now he is the skipper for the best rotation in baseball*.

The bunting is up at Citi Field. Thor is taking the bump 60 feet 6 inches away and ready to unload triple digit thunder right up the Cardinals tail feathers. Yo is back in the lineup, about to embark on his first ever MVP season. Ahmed Rosario is going to show everyone why he was one of the best prospects in all of baseball and shut up all the haters that think he is (Insert Your Favorite Mets Bust) 2.0. Michael Conforto is going to bounce back in a few weeks and my Twitter feed will be flooded with Mama Conforto tributes. Matt Harvey is going to return to form (please please pleeeeeeeeeeeease God). The bullpen luck will be good. And of course we honor the Mets that are no longer with us.

Even Mets fans at Barstool are in midseason form. KFC has about 1 kabillion Game Day Dogs at HQ.

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I have the bird feeder working overtime at the Casa de Clem to get the juju flowing.

And Frank The Tank is out here in seats better than Marlins Man is no longer able to buy to witness the Mets AKA the best Opening Day team in baseball start the season 1-0 once again and begin a wire-to-wire run atop the NL East.

I CAN’T WAIT FOR 25 RANDOM DUDES IN QUEENS TO DETERMINE MY MOOD FOR THE NEXT 6+ MONTHS. THERE IS NO WAY ANYTHING GOES WRONG. LETS FUCKING DO THISSSSSSS!!!!

*When healthy