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The 2018 Masters Just Got Even Better - Will Feature Shot Tracer Technology

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I honestly did not think the 2018 Masters could get any better. The storylines are unfolding perfectly. The characters, the plots, the stage. Everything was set – the 2018 Masters would be the greatest sporting event of all time.

And then I saw this news. Pro tracer? At Augusta?…

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And for some reason, when they put the tracer on Tiger’s ball and do it with the light blue streak it looks like the trajectory of Tiger’s ball disrupts normal atmospheric conditions. It’s like his ball creates a fucking time warp through which Hayden Christiensen’s character in Jumper (one of the best movies of all time) could jump.

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It’s amazing, and now we’re going to get it at Augusta. Those draws on On 9? On 10? On 13? The cuts on 18?

Oh my lanta. Next Thursday cannot possibly come soon enough.