I Want To Drink Wine With Kim Jong Un And The Chinese President Very Badly

Nothing brings a couple dudes closer like going out and getting fucked up together. What a bonding experience. Head out as strangers, go to bed brothers. For the past few days I couldn’t figure out why the hell Kim Jong Un would train his ass 25 hours into China but now it all makes sense. When that boy Xi Jinping bout to do it you gotta get your ass to Beijing and you gotta do it.

When your boy finally makes the 25-hour trek from Pyongyang…

Really leaves me with no choice but to yearn for a night out with this crew. Yeah, the first hour or so may be weird, stiff, and awkward, but once that wine starts flowing and these Chinese performers start dancing you know you’re in for a wild ass night. (via KCNA)

One minute the Chinese president is in your ear breaking down denuclearization, the next he’s gargling wine while pointing out which performers he’s jingping’ed with his tiny little xi xi.

Looks like a great time.