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The Ocean Remains Horrifying - Giant Great White Shark Circles Small Fishing Boat Near Florida

Yep there is no scarier place in the universe than the ocean. Just thousands and thousands of feet of dark nothingness below your feet and that nothingness is filled with legitimate monsters who eat bigger things than you on a daily basis. Seriously. I mean think about how scared of the boogeyman we are. What’s the boogeyman, 5’11, 190? LOL. Now imagine an 11-foot, 2000 lb monster under your bed and your legs dangling through some holes in the mattress waiting to be bitten off by dozens of razor sharp teeth angled backwards to ensure zero chance of escape. And actually there’s not one monster but infinite monsters all starving, scouring around 24/7/365 as one giant muscle crafted over millions of years of evolution to do one thing and one thing only — eat other animals.

That’s the ocean. What a house of horrors that place is.