A Selfless Hero Stood In Front Of A Speed Camera With An Umbrella So It Couldn't Clock Speeders
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them hold umbrellas in front of speed cameras so speeders don’t get caught. Speed cameras are bullshit. They have aways been bullshit and will always be bullshit. We can’t live in a world where I can get caught speeding when there aren’t any cops around. Call me old fashioned but if I go really really really fast in my car and there’s no one around, I’m free of any sort of punishment. That doesn’t translate to other crimes but it certainly does with speeding. Speeding is as American as apple pie. There’s no better feeling than seeing a long stretch of road and pressing the pedal to the floor. It’s the closest a human being can get to pure happiness. The fact that there’s people out there who think speed cameras are a good idea is the biggest piece of proof that pure evil exists in this world.
Enter, speed camera Batman. Umbrella in tow. Ready to help innocent speeders keep money in their pockets. The world needed a Batman-like figure to stand up to speed cameras and it looks like we finally got one. I hope this spawns other speed camera Batmans. This is a movement I can fully get behind.