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Donald Trump Allegedly Turning Down Sex With A Porn Star To Watch Shark Week Is The Biggest Red Flag Of His Presidency

Lot of people been saying Trump has had a flawless presidency so far, but just like everyone else, he’s human.  Bound to slip up and upset people at some point and that point has finally arrived.  Donald Trump meeting up with a porn star and saying he doesn’t want to have sex is a red flag in the first place – but meeting up with a porn star, not having sex, and watching Shark Week?

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Property Brothers, fine.  Law and Order SVU, totally understand.  Even keeping the fish theme, Shark TANK would have been perfect.  But Shark Week?  Shark Week fucking sucks.  And I love shit about sharks and the ocean.  Learning stuff is fucking dope.  But Shark Week has become nothing but overhyped and over stylized fluff and bullshit relying on CGI and animatronics and shit to capture millennial interest instead of just good old fashioned knowledge.  Still haven’t taken Dan’s advice from 2013  – Big Cat’s Solution to Shark Week Because Shark Week Sucks where you just throw people into a shark tank and see who survives.   Now THAT is something I’d skip banging a porn star to watch.

America deserves a better Shark Week.  #NotMyPresident