Captain America with the roast! So glad I finally decided to be a Patrick Reed fan last week. I love him and I don’t care who knows it. This is the type of stuff that makes me a fan. I love that he wears red and black on Sundays. I love that he makes jokes about carrying Jordan Spieth in the Ryder Cup. I love it all. What a fucking fantastic quote. Reed and Spieth are set to square off at the WGC Dell Technologies. Match play. It’s gonna be awesome. I love the Reed/Spieth bromance. It’s classic guys being dudes. Last week Reed poked fun at a rules officials and said he would catch a break if his name was Jordan Spieth. This is what they do. Well that’s not exactly true. Their relationship is mostly Patrick Reed jokingly talking shit and Jordan Spieth not saying anything at all. But they’re pals. They’re Ryder Cup heroes. They bust each others balls. We’re gonna be watching them every two years for decades to come. Just guys being dudes. I wouldn’t have it any other way.