Breaking News - Starlin Castro Is Not As Good As Derek Jeter

How much of a dickhead is Starlin Castro to win zero World Series rings while Derek Jeter had 4 in his first 5 years? Wake up Starlin, there’s a game going on outside and you fucking suck at it. And don’t you dare give me the excuse that your supporting cast has sucked. I’ll take Geovany Soto, Darwin Barney, Anthony Rizzo, Bryan LaHair and Luis Valbuena over Posada, Tino Martinez, Paul O’Neill, Darryl Strawberry, and Chuck Knoblauch all day everyday. You have the tools, use them, you fucking dummy.

In all seriousness, you knew it was coming. Every time we play the Yankees everyone has to compare the two franchises. 27 rings to 0 since 1922! Like its somehow news that the Yankees are awesome and the Cubs suck. We get it. We understand. Just let us be bad on our own, no need to constantly remind everyone. The fact that the Cubs have been over .500 for only 5 days in the past 5 years, that doesn’t help anything, it just makes me want to drink.

PS

Looking at the 98 Yankees Roster. Just stupid.